Aerandria Staff

The staff’s various answers to the infamous question: WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE THE NEXT CHAPTER?! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!

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isengaurd: BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU KEEP PESTERING ME!!!!!

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Shadow Chick: Do you know how many releases we do? Have you bothered to check that we’ve been doing daily releases for a good part of a season? Perhaps you haven’t realized HOW LITTLE STAFFERS I HAVE KICKING AROUND. Not only that, but my beloved SC is going on hiatus and won’t be able to do MS anymore, so now I have an added trouble of finding someone just as awesome to do it!

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Razril: You’re talking as if WAITING is a bigger inconvenience than actually spending so much hours of your life to slave on producing ONE CHAPTER o.o

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Daffyd: -delete-

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Asahina: Go screw yourself. I have my own life.

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Adrift: Oh, hello there! Wait, did I miss you somehow? Are you part of some hidden staff that I don’t know or see? Because… you see… I know no one who reads Aerandria’s work would ever complain that we don’t release enough, or even implying that we should be sacrificing more of our free time because for some reason… We just can’t get everything done fast enough for you! I’m sorry, I really am. Seeing as how you must be contributing somehow to the overall process of getting said series out…. I’ll make sure that it gets released. Oh yeah, that’ll absolutely be on the top of my list after seeing your e-mail. God! How could it have slipped my mind?  Since I don’t seem to have recognize you from my list of staffers… What project did I give you to work on again? What do you do for us? Please reply, since, according to you, we have work here to do.

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kuinni: shut the fuck up bastard, do you want to die? ‘-’

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craxx: PFFFFFFTT. C’mon. Do you think we have time to answer to this TYPE of questions? We’re TOO BUSY working on IT

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Suyara: When you scan, translate, proofread, edit and then upload a chapter in one month… that will be the day you understand how the world works.

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Marcella: We are currently trying to take over the world. Please ask that question at a more decent time… like, when we’ve taken over your life.

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Lacaille: *looks*
*raises eyebrows*
*walks away*

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claymaven: *claymaven scurries to find the answer*

(Total Projects – Future Projects – Pending Projects) = Number of Projects currently in queue for release.

(Number of Projects in Queue for release) x (Scanning Time) x (Translation time) x (Proofreading time) x (Editing Time) x (Quality Check time) = (Time necessary to release ONE chapter of each series everymonth)

(Time necessary to release ONE chapter of each series every month) / ((Number of staff members) x (Average amount of time each staff member has to commit to the scanlating process) – (Hours spent answering e-mails to questions about when the next release is going to be)) = (Total hours needed per month per staffer to release ONE chapter of each series)

(Total hours needed per month per staffer to release ONE chapter of each series) > (Total number of hours available in an average month)

*claymaven’s head explodes from the complex calculations*

(kuinni) lacaille
(!Lacaille) ?
(kuinni) can you write a tanaga? *-*
(!Lacaille) ah.. no idea what that is…
(kuinni) =OOOO
(kuinni) =OOOOO
(kuinni) =OOOOOO
(!Lacaille) explain and i’ll read after I get back from lunch
(kuinni) ‘-’
(kuinni) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanaga

(Daffyd) four lines of 7 syllables…
(Daffyd) hmmm
(Daffyd) “kuinni will scan all day,
(Daffyd) And always has much to say;
(Daffyd) And yet her readers will pray,
(@isengaurd) she scans something new today
(Daffyd) nah, that just repeats the first line
(@isengaurd) yeah but its 7 syls
(Daffyd) pbbbbbt
(@isengaurd) lol
(Daffyd) “Make Touma kiss her today!”
(kuinni) what the heck daffy =_=
• Daffyd thumbs his nose at isen

(Daffyd) “Cool grey the coulds moving in,

(Daffyd) “on the right dark clouds menace;
(Daffyd) “At work the window breeze chills.
(Daffyd) “Careful now the drive homeward.”
(Daffyd) yeesh–not as easy as it first looks
(Daffyd) reminds me of a quatrain
(@isengaurd) yeah
(@isengaurd) a soul’s blood bleeds from the eyes
(@isengaurd) and souls they never run dry
(@isengaurd) i have told you i cannot cry
(@isengaurd) yet still you wonder why
• @isengaurd sticks her tongue out at daffy
(Daffyd) dry then the tears blessed and bright
(Daffyd) join hands to mock the gaunt night
(@isengaurd) ooo
(@isengaurd) i gotta go
(@isengaurd) bye
(Daffyd) iseeennn!
(Daffyd) just you wait!
(Daffyd) grrrr
(@claymaven|away) “speed line hell is unending” “must survive ad’s inspecting” “‘whoosh’ in augie perfect fit” “cloned out hair on wrong layer–shit…”
(@claymaven|away) >_>
(@claymaven|away) crap… that last line has eight syllables… =_=;

(Daffyd) awesome clay!
(@claymaven) i think i should stick to throwing pots… >_>;;;;

(@Isenberry) hahahaha

(@Isenberry) that’s great

• @Typo|clay adds ‘brain picks’ to her christmas list

(Isenberry) you need brain picks too clay?

(@Typo|clay) yes… they sound pretty useful~~

• Isenberry polishes her spare pair…
• Isenberry wraps up her extra pair and puts a bow and nametag with claymaven’ on it, then places it under the staff christmas tree
(@Typo|clay) *_____*
• @Typo|clay sits on her hands
(@Typo|clay) i don’t need to shake it… grown-ups don’t shake presents,,, o.o;;;

• @Isenberry goes to confetti cavern
• @Isenberry rummages around in the hidden stash room
(@Isenberry) AHA!! FOUND THEM!
(@Typo|clay) O_o
• @Isenberry drags many boxes out
• @Typo|clay hopes isen found a stash of snickers bars
(@Typo|clay) *____*
• @Isenberry unpacks cristmas lights and starts hanging them in the channel

(@Isenberry) *-*-*-*-*-*-*

• @Isenberry wishes she could use color on her bb
(@Isenberry) let’s see
(@Isenberry) what else did I stash in here
(kuinni) uhm, uhm :D
(kuinni) uhhh…
(kuinni) mistletoe? `-`?
(kuinni) there only one guy in here
(kuinni) daffy is one lucky guy `-`
• @Isenberry takes a look
(@Isenberry) yep got it
(@Typo|clay) *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
(@Typo|clay) there you go, isen^^
(@Isenberry) -/-*_/^*
(@Isenberry) cool
(@Typo|clay) is that mistletoe? o_O
• @Isenberry tosses a staple gun to suya
(SeriousMode) o.o
(@Isenberry) best I could do with the bb
• @Typo|clay pats isen
(@Isenberry) will you hang it over the door so we can glomp daffy when he comes in?
• SeriousMode staples the lights to the channel
(SeriousMode) ?
(SeriousMode) Ah…
• SeriousMode also staples the mistletoe to the door to the channel
(SeriousMode) Hmm, that’s a weird sentance
(SeriousMode) OH well~
(@Isenberry) hmmm, what else?
(@Isenberry) wish mg was here…
(@Typo|clay) —-<:<<:
(SeriousMode) We have a tree yet?
(@Isenberry) coool
(@Typo|clay) o.o it’s missing the bow…
(kuinni) what about the candy canes? =(
(@Isenberry) I hope so, I put clays gift under it
(SeriousMode) Hmm
(SeriousMode) how about bishie ornaments? XD
• @Isenberry passes out christmas tree ornaments
(@Typo|clay) —-B<:<<:
(@Isenberry) and candy canes
(@Typo|clay) ah, there we go^^
(@Typo|clay) oh… bishie ornaments <333
• @Isenberry takes out sparkly garland
(@Isenberry) ~-~-~
• @Typo|clay slips the sesshomaru-sama ornament in her pocket to inspect later
(@Isenberry) hang this on the tree too
• @Typo|clay hangs the garland on the tree
(@Isenberry) hmmmm
(@Isenberry) lacaille
• @Isenberry rummages in a different box….
(@Isenberry) Hehehehe <evil grin>
(kuinni) ‘-’
(kuinni) you’re gonna buy red velvet ribbons for her?
(kuinni) strip her naked
(kuinni) and then wrap her up as someone’s special christmas present? ‘-’
(kuinni) Ms. Serious was talking about this the other day i think
(kuinni) :3
(@Isenberry) me hangs snitch baskets on the tree and fills them with hershey’s kisses, m&m’s and holiday reese’s cups
(kuinni) and i found a picture that matched that perfectly :D
(@Isenberry) You can’t snitch any candy unless no one is looking
(@Isenberry) if someone sees you, you must put it back
(@Typo|clay) O___O;;;
(@Isenberry) And you can’t leave any wrappers around
(@Typo|clay) >_>
(@Typo|clay) <_<
(@Isenberry) no evedence allowed
(kuinni) you can bury it :D
• @Typo|clay reaches for the candy
(@Isenberry) Ahem
(@Isenberry) this is something we do at my house every yr
(@Typo|clay) =___=;;;;
(kuinni) lol
(kuinni) they can throw it in the bush :D
(kuinni) or hide it under the trash :D
(@Isenberry) its great for the kids
(@Isenberry) it keeps their minds off the presents
(@Isenberry) And let’s them get away with sneaking a treat
(@Typo|clay) o_o sneaky~~
• @Typo|clay takes notes
(@Isenberry) yeah, and fun ^^
(@Isenberry) the little buggers get good at it
(@Isenberry) hmmm
(@Isenberry) Where is lacaille?
(@Isenberry) we need some pinoy ornaments and decorations
• @Isenberry goes for the last box…
(@Isenberry) hmmmm
• @Isenberry looks at the entrance to confetti cavern…
(@Isenberry) I suppose it will be ok…
(@Typo|clay) o____O
(@Typo|clay) what will be ok?
• @Isenberry puts a shelf over the openning to confetti cavern
• @Typo|clay sneaks a piece of candy
• @Typo|clay hides the wrapper
(@Isenberry) me gets a hammer and nails
(kuinni) o.o
• @Isenberry hangs christmas stockings with names written in purple glitter on the shelf
(@Isenberry) there
(@Isenberry) what do y’all think
(@Isenberry) are we finished decorating?
(kuinni) noooo
(kuinni) let’s wrap lacaille up and put her under the tree
(kuinni) >.>
(@Isenberry) I’ll hang her from it for our pinoy ornament if she doesn’t get in here and help decorate
(@Typo|clay) lol XD
(@Isenberry) we need ad to draw laca as a christmas tree ornament…
(@Isenberry) …
• @Typo|clay runs outside
• @Typo|clay brings a bucket of snow inside and spreads it around the staff room…
• @Typo|clay watches as it starts to melt
(@Typo|clay) -___-;
(@Isenberry) lol
(@Typo|clay) didn’t think that one through enough… >_>
(@Isenberry) hahaha
(@Isenberry) where is lacaille?
(kuinni) umm
(kuinni) :X
• @Isenberry looks at the pretty holiday channel
(@Isenberry) we did a good job
(!Lacaille) ok, you guys were looking for me?
• !Lacaille yawns
• SeriousMode ties laca to the wall untill isen gets to ask her whatever she wanted to ask.
(@Isenberry) ok
(@Isenberry) Off to do some work
(@Isenberry) Poke via gtalk if it time out :)
(!Lacaille) …
(!Lacaille) eh.. here I am… and she leaves? XD
(SeriousMode) Hmm
(@Typo|clay) oh, i think she maybe just wanted some pinoy decorations for the staff room christmas tree ._.
• SeriousMode untapes Laca from the wall
(SeriousMode) Sorry~ ^^”
(!Lacaille) XDDDD
(!Lacaille) so.. you wanted ME to become THE decoration? XD
(SeriousMode) Well… that will work too. ^.^
(SeriousMode) But then we should use green and red tape.
(@Isenberry) yep
(@Isenberry) we decorateded the staff room…
(@Isenberry) we wondered what you thought
(!Lacaille) ohh~~~~
(!Lacaille) depends… do we have candy? *_*
(@Isenberry) read up about the snitch baskets
(!Lacaille) there’s nothing on wiki…
(@Isenberry) that’s something my family really does
(!Lacaille) it’s not going to shitch on me, is it?
(!Lacaille) *snitch
(!Lacaille) XDDD
(@Isenberry) hahaha, I meant in the chan dialog
(@Isenberry) when I say read up I mean read the previous chatter
(@Isenberry) sooo, due to snitch baskets, we have much candy
(@Isenberry) what do you think?
(!Lacaille) great, mommy~
(%Asa|hina) Hey Lacaille
(%Asa|hina) Hi isen :)
(@Isenberry) hi asa
(@Isenberry) me clay and suya decorated the channel for christmas
(%Asa|hina) ohhh cool

I’m posting this not in the order in which it actually happened, but in the order in which I saw it on my blackberry:

• Isenberry starts typing nonesense to make sure she stays connected
(Isenberry) where oh where has my mothergeek gone
(Isenberry) oh where oh where can she beeeeee
(Isenberry) with her frying pan near and her bitch mode turned on

(Isenberry) o mothergeek return to meeeeeee

• Isenberry looks at what she just posted
• Isenberry hopes she is disconnected x.x

(kuinni) ‘-’

(@claymaven) awww, i didn’t get to say good night to daffy :(

(@claymaven) hi, suya o/

(SeriousMode) lol
(SeriousMode) hey clay~
(SeriousMode) lol
• SeriousMode pats isen
(Isenberry) Don’t mind me
(Isenberry) I’ve gone insane…
(SeriousMode) ^^
• Isenberry has been reduced to singing in the channel by her connection trouble